It’s never a good idea to call time of death on an entire
subgenre based on the evidence of one movie, but Legend sure makes it look like the gangster movie is on its last
legs. The last gasp of a concept out of ideas, it takes the late-90’s Guy
Ritchie-led British crime capers, themselves Tarantino-inspired take offs of
Scorsese’s virtuosic R-rated updates of 30’s era Warner Bros gangster pictures,
and pushes further into airless artifice. Writer-director Brian Helgeland, who
sometimes makes good movies, like the anachronistic jousting comedy A Knight’s Tale and Jackie Robinson
biopic 42, takes as his inspiration
the real story of Reggie and Ronnie Kray, twin brothers who ran organized crime
in the East End of London during the 1960s. Out of real conflict, violence, and
crime, Helgeland spins a hyperbolic, stylized tale of colorful blood and
scheming so tediously clunky and playing like lukewarm leftovers of gangster
movies past, it might as well be completely disconnected from reality.
That’s the point, I suppose. It’s not named “legend” for no
reason. It’s exaggerated with a self-satisfied swagger, beholden only to an
outsized larger-than-life perspective. It opens on a blatantly false CGI
skyline, before hopping straight into narration from a character we’ll
eventually realize is speaking cheekily, and incongruously, from beyond the
grave. She (Emily Browning) is the wife of a Kray, telling us the story of
their rise – consolidating power through their violent tempers and a confluence
of strategy and luck – and their fall – taken down by a combination of hubris
and the law. Fitting a true story neatly into generic formula is a good way to
strip specificities and eccentricities from the moments and individuals at
play. We get tracking shots into nightclubs straight out of Goodfellas, macho posturing like Cagney
lite, and random acts of violence tonally carbon copied out of Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. All the while, the colors
drip like a faded Technicolor musical, actors pose and chew, and the
two-hour-plus runtime stretches forward with leisurely laziness.
Tom Hardy plays both Krays in a double role, showy for its
variety of doubled positions and encounters it demands. The effects work is
passable, but not nearly as convincing in look or performance as Armie Hammer
in The Social Network, or even
Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap (nearly
20 years ago!). Hardy doesn’t do much to differentiate between the men, other
than Helgeland making sure one is wearing glasses and a bit more unhinged,
while the other doesn’t need glasses and broods. One of them is gay, which the
movie takes as an amusing side-detail instead of characterization, just one
more affectation to saddle Hardy with, instead of a window into an actual
person’s life. There’s never a sense that the movie has any perspective on the
men, other than reciting biographical facts and reenacting moments from their
criminal careers in conspicuously artificial and mildly winking style. At one
point a Kray gets very upset an opponent brought a lead pipe to a fight,
ruining his fantasy of getting in a shootout. “Like a Western!” he whines.
It’s annoying how much Legend
knows it’s a movie. Most discouraging is how repugnantly cavalier all this
falseness becomes. It takes a lot of pleasure in displaying violence, whether someone’s
getting a beating, is stabbed to death, or tortured for information. Even the
inevitable hand-to-hand rumble between the Krays – a clumsy feat of blocking
and visual trickery – is treated as a lark, instead of a breaking point in a
relationship. Collateral damage is breezed over with token cringes from
onlookers. Stylish splashes of debris and blood are aesthetic displays more
than narrative elements. Phony period detail and glossy slick visuals are one
thing; it’s another entirely to use real pain and death as grist for goofy
genre play so feather light and dull. Helgeland stocks the movie with interesting
actors (Christopher Eccleston, David Thewlis, Chazz Palminteri, Paul Bettany,
Taron Egerton) and flashy incident, but that none of it brings any spark of
life or imagination to a routine and gratingly misjudged gangster picture makes
it all the more disappointingly empty.