To say Horrible Bosses
2 represents everything wrong with America today is a bit of an
overstatement, but more for what it implies about the mercifully forgettable
movie’s importance than the actual repugnant experience of watching it unspool.
Sure, it is a crassly commercial calculation pointlessly extending the plot of Horrible Bosses, a box office success
that tidily concluded. There was no need to revisit the three dudes (Jason
Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, and Charlie Day) who hated their bosses so much they
ended up causing the death of one, jail time for another, and blackmailed the
third into silence. But the mere fact that we are is only unfortunate. What’s
worst is the resulting R-rated comedy sequel’s ceaselessly miscalculated
edginess. It takes the underlying selfish smugness that permeated its
predecessor and amps it up while dialing down the sense of effort. It’s lazy and
dumb, offensive mostly for what it assumes an audience will settle for.
The plot’s a shambles, a dull repetition of similar moments
stupidly drug along by flat scenes that sit on the screen without building
momentum or energy. It’s flat, barely feeling like a movie at all most of the
time. The main guys have invented a new product that looked to me like any old
showerhead, but they call it the Shower Buddy and claim inspiration from a car
wash, so what do I know? Their product catches the attention of a big shot mail
order magnate (Christoph Waltz) who orders thousands of units, then refuses
payment, sending their fledgling business into bankruptcy. Then he laughs,
saying he’ll buy their company from the bank for pennies on the dollar.
Too stupid to learn their lesson from the last film, as per
comedy sequel dictates, they decide to kidnap the rich guy’s jerk son (Chris
Pine) and demand their company as ransom. Once they do, the son tries to
negotiate a cut of the ransom as his dad calls a detective (Jonathan Banks) and
our main characters flail about in-over-their-heads panicking. Now that I type
that out, it doesn’t sound so bad. And indeed, the core is fine, a sort of Ransom of Red Chief meets heist movie
plot that could’ve worked well with a tight pace, good sense of character, and
funny jokes. There’s none of that here.
Director Sean Anders, coming off the funniest Adam Sandler
comedy of the past decade, having apparently made a wrong turn somewhere,
deploys ugly, garishly bright digital cinematography that looks cheap and
smudged. It’s hard to look at, though at least it matches the general sense of
slapdash carelessness that permeates the whole project. The plot features few
real surprises. The closest it gets involves a character literally shouting,
“What a twist!” It spends its time weakly moving through a painfully stupid
series of events, limply trotting out characters from the first film (Jennifer
Aniston, Jamie Foxx, Kevin Spacey) with little reason for their reappearances
beyond their prior appearances. The screenplay (credited to the director and three others)
heightens their original quirks to mean-spirited parodies of what were already
those to begin with.
But where the script most turns wrong is its unrelenting
vileness. No character can go more than three lines without becoming
problematic or gratingly tone-deaf. It’s an attempt to be edgy, filthily R,
through nothing more than endlessly, wearingly, willingly offensive dialogue of
the cheapest, meanest, lowest variety. It starts to pile up instantly: ethnic
slurs, casual objectification of women, fear and appropriation of black
culture, gay panic. With the flimsiest patina of ironic distance, the sleaziest
of half-hearted excuses for such bottom-feeding comedy, the movie becomes
shamelessly putrid: sexist, racist, and homophobic, a gross pit of worst impulses,
a comments section come to life, dripping self-regard and overflowing with horrible
worldviews.
Most anything can be funny approached from the right angles,
but Horrible Bosses 2 finds only
wrong ones. There are tasteless punchlines about molestation, mental illness,
and abuse, ill-timed gags about henpecked men and police misconduct. And every
scene includes at least one attempted comic riff about sexual
assault, resulting in a movie that seems to exist mostly to catalog all
possible variations of rape joke. The only laughs are in the bloopers that play
over the end credits, but even then they’re mostly on screen, not off. In a
year that brought us largely funny, cheerily dirty, broad R-rated comedies like
Neighbors and 22 Jump Street (problematic prison scene aside) managing to be
somewhat progressive in their approaches to race, gender, sexuality, and class,
the Horrible Bosses weltanschauung
feels all the more stunted and backwards. Yuck.