His latest film – his fourth feature – is the completely family-friendly Mirror Mirror, a retelling of Snow White that takes a colorful and
warmly winking approach to the material. This time around, the Evil Queen
(Julia Roberts) isn’t just jealous of stepdaughter Snow White (Lily Collins)
for being the fairest of them all. The not-too-sad widow wants the girl out of
the way so that the Queen herself may marry a rich, square-jawed prince (Armie
Hammer) in order to extend her rein and swell the kingdom’s coffers. This sets
in motion a plot of miscommunications and misunderstood identity that
eventually involves seven dwarves, though you might be surprised to find that
they’re roving bandits and their names are Napoleon (Jordan Prentice), Half
Pint (Mark Povinelli), Grub (Joe Gnoffo), Grimm (Danny Woodburn), Wolf
(Sebastian Saraceno), Butcher (Martin Klebba), and Chuckles (Ronald Lee Clark).
After one of their robberies, one of them cheerfully remarks, “it’s better than
working in a mine!”
Those aren’t the only differences between Melissa Wallack
and Jason Keller’s screenplay and the story as traditionally told, or at least
the even more familiar way Disney told it once upon a time ago. Here, Snow
White is no passive damsel. Not at all. Snow has guts and gumption, plotting
with the baker (Mare Winningham) and other loyal servants to overthrow her
stepmother and avenger her late father (Sean Bean, who specializes in doomed
characters) by taking back the throne. She even asks the prince for help after
she sneaks into an introductory ball thrown in his honor. It’s just too bad the
mean Queen overhears her and orders her manservant (Nathan Lane) to take Snow
out in the forest and kill her. Last minute sympathy causes the servant to instead
encourage Snow to flee into the woods. (That’s the most familiar plot point
retained).
This is no movie in which Snow White’s just going to sit
back, clean a house, whistle while she works, and fall into a coma awaiting
Prince Charming. She’s thinking and acting for herself, standing up for
herself, asserting her own personhood, and creating a plan of attack. Collins has a wonderfully placid
paleness. She’s an easily believable personification of a character referred to
as both “the fairest one of all” and “the most beautiful girl in the world.”
She looks like a Disney princess. But
she has a face with a fiery determination, a beauty that can sharpen with
purposeful intensity. Her softness can become her strength. This damsel’s out
to save the distressed, the townspeople ground down underneath the Evil Queen’s
capricious rule, the poor subjugated so the decadent can ignore them and sit in
the palace amidst delightfully disgusting decadence.
Here’s where Tarsem’s long-time collaborator the late, great
Eiko Ishioka’s costumes really shine. The palace is a bewigged menagerie of
curious aristocrats who wear elaborate costumes and strut about dripping
privilege. When we first enter the throne room, for instance, a pompous Duke
(Michael Lerner) plays chess with the Queen, a version of the game in which the
pieces are servants wearing sailing-ship-shaped hats. Later all at the ball are
dressed as animals in ways both beautiful – Snow’s a lovely swan – and hideous,
like a man with what appears to be walrus jowls draped about his shoulders.
(The Queen’s sniveling servant is, of course, wearing a hat with wiggling
insectoid feelers).
This critique of upper-class vanity is most sharply felt in
a scene in which the Queen prepares herself for the ball by having, among other
great gross-out gags, bird droppings spread on her face, bees sting her lips,
grubs placed in her ears, and tiny fish nibble at her cuticles. Roberts’s
performance itself is a great portrayal of an aging narcissist. We can see the
charmer she once was and still can be. But the desperation to her scheming to
retain her beauty, her power, and the power she believes her beauty gives her,
is a deranged driver of her evil plots. Of course, we come to realize she’s
been totally evil all along, even in her younger days. Her Dorian Gray
relationship with the woman in the mirror is only her latest excuse for bad
behavior.
I love all these little tweaks to the Snow White fairy tale,
but the fact of the matter is that the whole thing still could have been a
jangle of clashing tones climbing up, up, and way over-the-top. That it doesn’t
go there is a credit to Tarsem, whose vision for the film is a stirring,
stunning, candy-colored one resplendent in eye-popping, mind-boggling design of
good humor and a great eye. It’s a film I’d be content just to admire for the
visuals, but because it has such genuine wit, fun characters, and lively
performances to go along with its endlessly delightful look, it’s more than
pretty surfaces. Like its Snow White, the film is beautiful inside and out and filled
to the brim with invention. From a lovely animated prologue all the
way through a Bollywood-inspired production number epilogue, Tarsem
directs with a light touch and a sharp eye. I smiled the whole way through.